| Lifetime dropped the Golden Girls. |
[08 Apr 2008|08:28am] |
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Seriously what the hell?
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| uggh |
[24 Feb 2008|12:02pm] |
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god damnit
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| My life is moving at 90 miles per hour. |
[18 Feb 2008|06:57pm] |
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I really need to get down to business. I need to get back to going to bed at 10:30 every night. This is really difficult when you are twenty-two and live in Manhattan. Give me three months, and I'm going to turn this car around.
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| Nice Jugs |
[21 Jan 2008|12:27pm] |
www.myspace.com/nicejugsmusic
My Jug Band is in the works. While I do not know anything about actually making music or using Garage Band, this is just one step in the direction of starting a jug band.
While I am overjoyed to have today off work, I think it is also important to remember that MLK was a pretty cool cat. I wish I could say I stayed up until 5:30 reflecting upon this fact, but beer and pancakes admittedly played a larger role.
Things have been going generally pretty well lately. I still need to figure some stuff out and rearrange and do some shuffling but you know zee life eez good.
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| I can't decide which I like better |
[08 Jan 2008|06:39pm] |
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Silver Jews or jug bands (in general)
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| The New Apple Store |
[15 Dec 2007|02:14pm] |
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Everybody seems to have this big, gigantic boner for the new Apple store in the Meatpacking District. It has these spiral, clear glass stairs and all I could think when I saw them was "what a pervert's dream."
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| pet peeve |
[05 Dec 2007|07:14pm] |
When I email someone inviting them to do something and rather than respond they just show up. Then when I don't they're like, "Where are you?" and I'm like god dang man I didn't think you were going to go because you didn't respond ugghgfhgjfbvjdfn the world wide web frustrates me.
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| Disguise |
[29 Nov 2007|08:24pm] |
Tonight I saw a man who looked like he was wearing one of these:
Except he wasn't wearing anything! He really looked like that! I laughed out loud and looked like a crazy New York person. Such is life.
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| I'm bored. |
[12 Nov 2007|09:02pm] |
Monday night t.v. sucks.
Friday night I was dancing with four people from Kenya. Sometimes I find myself in the strangest situations I have to second guess myself and my existence. I lost my wallet too but somehow not my cash. I was holding my cash in my hand (which was only like 12 dollars anyway) then suddenly my wallet was *POOF*...solid gone.
My life is so different from what it was this time last year.
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| thank you for being a friend, travel down the road and back again |
[23 Oct 2007|05:35pm] |
This weekend, this happened:
That is me and Rue McClanahan, aka Blanche Devereaux aka the slutty one on The Golden Girls.
Tonight I'm seeing Morrissey. I am going to flail like no one who has ever flailed before.!!!!!!!!!! The more you ignore me, the closer I get, anyways!
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| the most human repelling techno music ever made |
[15 Oct 2007|09:27pm] |
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I was going to Hawaii in February but I cancelled my trip which now means I have $870 to spend on Continental Airlines tickets before September 2008. The world is at my fingertips! I have no idea where to go since most of my friends are only a train or bus ride away. Does someone want to go somewhere with me please?
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| Jonathan Swift |
[12 Oct 2007|07:49am] |
I have started giving my brother's phone number to strange men that ask for my digits. This caused Dan to call me at work and ask why an Indian man named Frank was calling his cell phone, asking for me. Brian, if you read this, you're next.
Also, at restaurants when waiters put plates down and say, "Don't touch the plate - it's very hot," I always always always have to touch the plate. I do it very quickly so I don't burn myself but I don't know, it just makes me so curious. How hot is the plate really? I bet other people do this too. If the waiter didn't provide such a warning, I probably wouldn't even touch the plate....but who knows! The humanity!
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| blarf |
[30 Sep 2007|09:22pm] |
Friday night I snapped the suspenders of a fireman. Not the best idea in retrospect but I wanted to see what would happen.
Saturday I went to Boston and I invented a dance called "jello." There was also a hula hoop.
I have so many things planned - my life keeps getting more and more ridiculous.
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| Saw my first New York celebrity today. |
[22 Sep 2007|03:57pm] |
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Ethan Hawke!
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| bank of america |
[17 Sep 2007|09:25pm] |
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They sent me ten dollars because I referred a friend. They don't tell you which friend though so thank you kindly whoever said I referred them. I'm now ten dollars richer.
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| oh my god. |
[16 Sep 2007|11:42am] |
Last night I walked into a screen door. Everyone saw. This is the tangled web I weave.
Last month, I was here:
I saw a really trippy art installation this weekend in the old Essex street market. Also, all I ate yesterday was a canoli.
I canceled my Facebook account, which is a hiatus that will probably last about 3 days. Right now it feels great though. It is finally autumn. autumn autumn autumn. I am going to a Book Festival with new friends today. I am thinking of making this journal friends only again so I can write about my deepest, darkest secrets. I shared secrets last night with two of my friends. I felt bad because I already knew Hilary's secret so it was anti-climactic. I just used the word "secret" too many times in three sentences. There is a best-selling book called "The Secret." It looks stupid.
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| Britney Spears |
[10 Sep 2007|07:23pm] |
Everyone keeps talking about her performance at the VMAs and yes it was pretty boring but I really really liked her sparkly underwear.
I have a feeling this happens to a lot of people but sometimes when I am walking home from work or I am running in the park and a real toe-tapper of a song comes onto my iPod, all I want to do is frolick. I have never had the guts to do so and probably never will but today I saw this woman in the park doing these athletic looking skips and I thought maybe I could just skip when a good song came on. I could make my skipping look all athletic-like with strong and commanding arms.
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| this weekend |
[06 Sep 2007|10:07pm] |
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I broke a glass table by sitting on it. Got glass in the ass. Impetigo from the wound. Sometimes my life is like a romantic comedy without the romance.
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| sausage |
[30 Aug 2007|06:13pm] |
Often I encounter people in my life that tell me I look familiar, then proceed to ask me where I'm from. This happens to me I think more than most people. For example, it happened to me twice just this week. I always tell them I have a familiar face.
But today I was thinking...what if I lived a lot of past lives and I encountered all these people in their past lives? I'm a past-life popularity queen! Imagine my myspace if it included past-life friends! Flippin' sweet!
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